So, I just wolfed down, and really enjoyed a bacon sammich. The meat was cooked just right, the combination of relish and Tabasco went down a treat and who doesn't love a toasted bagel?
Then it hit me, how, for the love of god how, can people not see the benefits of eating bacon?
Ignoring religious bull-crap, bacon is just amazing. As a meat, pork has more protein than beef and less fat than beef or chicken. People think it gives you worms but it never will if you cook it right.
Pigs themselves are incredible animals. They're intelligent (pet pigs have been known to save their owners from fires, leading one person out of her house through the smoke!) clean, and to be honest, piglets are cute. They're only 'dirty' because the farmers let them wallow in mud (which their piggy-ancestors did naturally) and don't bother to clean out the shit.
While obviously some people will miss out because they don't eat meat (which is their choice), to deny oneself of such a pleasure for any other reason is just...madness. Bacon saves lives people!
Anyway, my sammich was amazing, and I'm going to enjoy many more I'm sure. Long live, and grill, the bacon!